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I'm 20. I hate ad banners. Oh I got blue eyes. Oh I got green eyes. Oh I got grey eyes. I'm ambidextrous. I'm not exactly sure how to spell ambidextrous. I actually like asparagus. I spend way too much money on music. I drink 8 glasses of water a day. Or try to. I have nice skin. I like the smell of gasoline. Don't ask me why. I just do. I'm a fan of short sentences. I hate driving. I refuse to classify golf as a sport. I have bad posture. I don't know very much HTML. I know a lot about movies I've never seen and books I've never read. I often quote other people. I want to write for a living. I feel Kraft Dinner is vastly underrated. I love Sloan, the Flashing Lights, The Smiths, Zoobombs, The Cure and Duran Duran. I think that the 80's were a Golden Age of music. And a Golden Age for everything else. Except maybe hair. I play 3 instruments. Two of those I play rather badly. I speak 3 languages. Two of those I speak rather badly. I have an irrational fear of clowns and thunderstorms. But especially clowns. I like dirty jokes. I've never had a cavity. I'm always falling for older and/or gay and/or married men. I don't shave my legs in the winter. I pretend to understand existentialism. I pretend to understand a lot of things. I enjoy peach juice and sock puppets. If I was born in the forties I'd be a teen in the fifties. I quote semi-obscure song lyrics regularly. When I was little, I was convinced that I was going to marry Han Solo. Well, him or Alex Keaton. Now I want to marry Gaven Dianda. Well, him or Kevin Spacey. My favourite films, in no particular order, are "American Beauty", "The Princess Bride", the "Indiana Jones" trilogy, "Swing Kids", "Last Night", "Dirty Dancing", "The Usual Suspects" and "Dead Poet's Society". My favourite part in the latter is when Neil puts on his Puck crown, because he looks a little bit like Morrissey there. Morrissey is God. Hmmmm...I should really add him to my "I want to marry..." list as well. I refuse to allow my body to become a billboard for Corporate America. 
I chew light blue Trident gum. I chew pens. I chew my cheek. I saw a shooting star once. My wish didn't come true. Wishes usually don't, which is not necessarily a bad thing. I hate it when people dress their dogs in sweaters. I hate it when people dress their toddlers like Britney Spears. I hate it when people dress themselves like everyone else. I wrote a play about the end of the world that I'm really proud of. I'm attempting to write a novel now. "Attempting" is the key word in that sentence. I want to do a lot of things before I die. I tend to repeat after lathering and rinsing. I'm 20. "...and when she shines she really shows you all she can..." -from "Rio" by Duran Duran |
