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 It all began early this fall. An agent from the FBI was sent to the North Pole to investigate the lifestyle of Santa Claus. What he found was astonishing and shocking. Special Report |
Top Stories Cat-Alien Scare Year 2000 Special Rubin "Saved by the Bell"? Troll wreaks havoc Prophet sees new Hitler Ghosts haunt millionaire Dr.X's Hair Treatment Mafia forces Jordan to retire Monica linked to Claus Assassination plot foiled Inquirer story archive |
Microsoft CEO Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to buy out the US Government. "Day to day operations won't change" says Gates, who denies trying to buy out everything in sight. The American flag will, however, now feature the Microsoft logo. |
After conducting numerous experiments and polling over 400 citizens, it was determined by scientists at Berkley that a pride of lions is roaming the streets of New York as we speak. New York city mayor Rudy Guiliani was unavailable for comment. |
