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"They have secretly disguised themselves as cats and have secretly transmitted a disease that makes you sneeze every five minutes for the rest of your life."
How to test if your cat is an alien
Dr.X found a way to test if your cat is an alien. Just feed your cat a lemon, and if the cat purrs in a high C tone, then he is an alien. If he purrs one octave lower, then he is a regular cat.
The joke is on them, though. Dr.X will solve the alien cat problem. But he needs your help. First, do the preceding test. If your cat is an alien, bring it to the Alien Cat Holding Cell. When all the cats are in, Dr.X will expose the aliens to the disease cancer. Dr.X says the last laugh is on them. He is right, of course.
-- contributed by senior correspondent Stan Patchley
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