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Tuesday, December 8, 1998 A UFO was sighted landing on a mountain in New York's Catskills yesterday. Dr.X thinks it is a hoax. | |
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Dr.X investigated the matter himself. He found no evidence of a UFO. He thinks the people who claim they saw the UFO are trying to earn a dishones buck. The witnesses deny all accusations. They say that as it landed a polar bear stepped out. "He was wearing plaid bell-bottom pants with purple and orange polka-dot shirt and a fish tie. He wore some Reebok pump sneakers while riding a skateboard" said a witness. Dr.X says "Hogwash!"
-- contributed by senior correspondent Stan Patchley |
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