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For Sale
Used Flying Saucer for sale -- 1997 Frezel Classic. Barely used. Owned by little old lady who drove it to church. Only 50,000 light years. New engine and brakes. Call Alf with best offer. (777)999-0101.
Time Machine for sale -- Brand new! Still in the original box, with certificate of authenticity. Got it as a Christmas gift, but wife won't let me keep it.
Yeti cubs -- 15 Yeti cubs to good home. Must go quick!
Wanted
Holy Grail -- Will pay top dollar. Contact Lancelot at sir@roundtable.uk.co.
Help Wanted
Alien Spy -- Need human to spy on Earth for Aliens. Good benefits, competitive salary. Some travel required! E-mail resume to OverlordTiberius@alienmasters.mars.com
Nanny -- Seeking responsible person to care for young werewolf. Must be experienced and have recommendations. Werewolfian language skills a plus!