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 Dear Dr.X, I'm trapped in a buring building, with no water and no way out. What can I do? Since you are probably already dead, I don't think I'll bother answering this one. more like this... | More Stuff Dr.X's Advice Column Letters to the editor Classifieds |
At this exact moment Dracula is in transylvania drinking blood and eating pork chops.
After conducting numerous experiments and polling over 400 citizens, it was determined by scientists at Berkley that a pride of lions is roaming the streets of New York as we speak. New York city mayor Rudy Guiliani was unavailable for comment. |
Microsoft CEO Bill Gates announced that Microsoft plans to buy out the US Government. "Day to day operations won't change" says Gates, who denies trying to buy out everything in sight. The American flag will, however, now feature the Microsoft logo. |
