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Friday, February 12, 1999 Wyoming prophet Ishmael Lukas sees a clear threat arising in Europe. He warns of horrifying events coming in the near future. | |
 "I...enjoy suffering and death." |
"It all started last week, in my home in Cheyenne, Wyoming. I had trouble sleeping and sensed great turmoil in the air. After a few hours, I fell asleep. I had a dream. Swirling winds and mounds of dust, infernos, hurricanes, and walls of water sent waves of destruction across the fair countryside. A man shrouded in shadows was sitting, watching,...laughing. I could not see his face immediately, but he looked at me. I saw his face then...his horrible face! It was a skull! And he wore the symbol of Nazi Germany on his right arm. He spoke to me and said in a low, German accent 'I am delighted at the senseless slaughter, don't you agree? People dying, blood spilling, corpses rotting...quite splendid, don't you think?'" The prophet then shuddered and ran out the door screaming. Dr.X agreed with the frightening vision. "I have great fear in Ishmael's words. He has never spoken fallacy before and I do not think he would start now." The "Skull-man" in Lucas' dream was contacted for an interview by Stan Patchley. The following is the transcript, translated from German by Hans von Dulheim. Stan Patchley: Skull-man, tell us about your ambitions. Skull-Man:I do not wish to rule the world, nor do I wish to rule Germany. I do not enjoy suffering and death. I am very insulted and would like Lucas to send me a formal apology. Patchley: But seriously, we all know that you are evil incarnate. It's a well-established fact. You do have a torture chamber in your basement, and you did eat all of your children, didn't you? Skull-Man: These rumors are nothing but lies and a good reporter such as yourself should know better. I do not pay attention to these rumors for they are worthless. Patchley: The rumors are true. Is it not true that you tried to cover up evidence of the preceding by burning your house down? I have video evidence to support my accusations. Skull-Man: I do not know what you are talking about. Patchley: Do you worship Satan and the evil and darkness that he represents? Skull-Man: No. Patchley: Why do you wear a mask when we all know that you have a horrible face which is a skull?! Skull-Man: These are more rumors which are untrue. I am not a "Skull-Man". I would hope people would stop calling me that. I hate that name. Patchley: Tell us about your childhood. Is it true that the reason you are so evil is because your parents summoned a demon to possess your soul so you could conquer the world easily? Skull-Man: This is untrue. My childhood was simple...my parents were normal. They are not demon worshippers. I grew up on the streets of Berlin and have lived there ever since, working as a grocery store clerk. My friends, Klaus and Reggie, have supported me all my life, even during this ridiculous charade of me becoming the next Hitler. Patchley: Ah, Reggie and Klaus...they are known better as Beastlord and Death Warden, two of your feared accomplices, no doubt, and two of the most hated figures in the world. How can you explain this? Skull-Man: Lies! Lies! Lies! I tell you they are nothing but lies! Patchley: Oh, get out of her, worthless scum! I have ten cockroaches at home that are worth more than you, you worthless excuse for a human being! If you try some of your evil shenanigans around here, buster, Dr.X and I will personally dispose of you and your goons. Now beat it, jerk.
-- compiled by Fritz Heinshweitz and Stan Patchley |
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