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Wednesday, December 2, 1998 The ferocious flying reindeer Comet was seen conspiring with fifteen shady characters to overthrow the government of the United States. Comet denies all charges. | |
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However, Comet was seen sneaking around the White House and slipping bombs into all security vehicle. Minutes later, Comet was once again seen fleeing the scene. All were evacuated. An hour after the devious deer left the scene, the White House burst into flames. Comet's maniacal laughter was heard echoing in the background. An arrest has not yet been made, as authorities are clamoring to gather evidence.
-- contributed by staff writer Jenkins |
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