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Thursday, December 3, 1998 In a daring caper, the despicable deer, Cupid, hijacked an airplane along with several terrorist cohorts.
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The notorious reindeer snuck aboard the TWA 747 flight 20467 to Beirut, thrust out his gun and put it next to the pilot's head. He then proceeded to order all the passengers to chant the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas". When the people finished, he violently commanded "Sing it again!" Cupid approached a door marked closet and released four terrorist cohorts and they immediately took charge. Cupid then said "My job here is done" and bolted out the door taking two passengers with him. Dr.X believes the subjects are to be used as slaves in Santa's Workshop. Cupid was believed to be involved in a larger scale of crime. His terroristic activities in the USA include bombing many ships in New York Harbor. Cupid is accused of destroying four skyscrapers in Seattle, Washington, and destroying five historic landmarks. He is also suspected of causing the Great Depression, World War II, and the Vietnam Experience. Cupid denies all, of course. Dr.X thinks differently. "I am truly saddened to hear about the Christmas Scandal and wish there was a way to make Santa revert back to the way we, as children, believed them to be. I am saying this because I care about the world, and mostly I care about you. If you don't believe me, I will beat the living crap out of you. You know, you have some nerve challenging someone as great as I!"
-- contributed by staff writer Maurice |
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