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Thursday, December 3, 1998
Dr.X has uncovered some chilling evidence. It shows that the deviant deer, Dancer, of Santa's evil brigade, was directly involved in the terrorist bombings of the White House on July 4th of this year.
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Dr.X says that Dancer swooped down from the clouds and dropped bombs on the White House. Dr.X also suggests that Dancer was drugged up during the raid.
The plan didn't work so the evil Santa Claus sent his other henchdeer, Comet, to do the dirtywork.
Dancer has been linked to several accounts of piracy, arson, slave trading, and large-scale destruction of property.
-- contributed by staff writer Maurice
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