After his infamous interview with baseball superstar Pete Rose, NBC's Jim Gray had a chance to meet up with Santa Claus at a fund-raising ceremony for the Salvation Army. The following is a transcript of an interview Gray conducted with Claus.

Santa Claus: Sure, Gray. But make it snappy!

Gray: It sure was nice of you to come out here to the Salvation Army banquet. But let's cut the crap. Why don't you admit to all your wrongdoings and put this matter behind you?

Claus: I'm not going to admit to something that didn't happen.

Gray: You realize that the FBI and Scotland Yard have strong evidence pointing to the contrary. Come on, out with it!

Claus: Show it to me, where is it?

Gray: Why did you sign the confession if you say you didn't do it?

Claus: I did no such thing, please we're here to celebrate the charitable events of the Salvation Army.

Gray: So far all your denials of the truth have not reinstated you in the hearts of children and peace-loving individuals throughout the world. Maybe by admitting your guilt, you can win them over.

Claus: What do you mean? I am not guilty. What the heck are you talking about, Gray?

Gray: Come on, Claus, we both know what I'm talking about. Fess up!

Claus: You know, I'm surprised you're bombarding me with this. I'm here to do an interview with you on a great night, a great occasion. You're bringing up something that allegedly happened a year ago. Man, get over it.

At this point, the interview had ceased when Gray was removed by two of Santa's henchmen, who showed him the door.

-- contributed by Stan Patchley