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- Santa's Claws Revealed
Santa Claus is an evil conniving demigod, who has become powerful enough to
control the economy, tempt people to do very wicked actions (all cloaked in "holiday
spirit"), and battle Jesus for control of his own birthday.
- Who is Santa?
The Western world has swallowed the lies put about by Santaists. The time has come to
reveal the true nature of Santa Claus. Read on, and learn the shocking history of Santa
Claus and Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, the true basis of the song "Rudolph the
Red-Nosed Reindeer", which slightly twists the facts...
- Santa is Satan
Have you ever wondered why Santa and Satan are never seen in the same place at the same time? The reason
is that Santa is really Satan in disguise, and vice versa.
Just like Superman and Clark Kent (except for the blue tights), Santa and Satan are never seen together.
- Santa is Satan
Following an exhaustive undercover investigation during which many of our agents have risked their own lives, our shocking conclusion can now be revealed.
- Santa's Jollies
My parents lied to me all these years about Santa. Yes, I figured out for myself that Santa had pedophilic tendencies. And I knew that Santa and Satan shared
more than the same letters in their names. But it's gone too far.
- The REAL Santa Claws
Hello children, this is Satan Claws. When I deliver your presents this Christmas, I take
something (besides milk and cookies) in return. YOUR SOUL
- Santa Clause Exposed
WARNING:These pages contain shocking excerpts from the personal diary of Santa Claus. Do NOT read this material unless you are a mature and open-minded adult. Most of the excerpts from the diary of Mr. Claus are extremely explicit and highly offensive.
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