Mrs. Claus to be subpoenaed in Santa trial


Thursday, December 3, 1998

It was just announced that Mrs. Claus will be subpoenaed to show up in court when her husband faces his charges.

Dr.X says "I think old Claus feminine deserves to be thrown in jail with her no-good, lousy, stinkin' husband and never let out."

"I will love Santa no matter what he does"
--Mrs.Claus

Mrs. Claus told reporters yesterday, "I will do everything in my power to get my husband released from these ridiculous charges."

The trial takes place on February 11 in Western New Zealand.

-- contributed by senior correspondent Stan Patchley

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