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Thursday, December 3, 1998
Vixen, yet another vinegary reindeer, was apprehended early Monday morning at Newark Airport in New Jersey, for shooting down two American cargo planes.
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"Vile Vixen" was put in prison for his hideous deed. When questioned about his macabre deeds the malefic deer said, "My mind can be compared to that of a shear genius. I merely was sharing my effulgence with the public. Some say my deed may have been that of a hideous terrorist. My lord, I beg to differ. My motive for shooting down those planes was strictly political. I was merely expressing my Constitutional right to free speech. Obviously, Santa is the only one who appreciates my brilliance."
Vixen's trial date has not been set yet, but it will be scheduled shortly after the conclusion of Santa's trial. Vixen says he plans on testifying on Santa's behalf.
-- contributed by staff writer Hiroshita
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