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Thursday, February 18, 1999 Dr.X's breakthrough hair replacement formula really works. Studies proved that the formula is not a hoax. | |
 "I'm not only Dr.X's friend, I'm also a client" |
"I want to share with the world my miraculous new discovery. Therefore, I am going to sell my product to anyone who wants it for the modest fee of only $582.81!" explains the altruistic Dr.X. Rivals have already started trying to debunk Dr.X's fabulous discovery, but to no avail. "It is obviously a fake" says disgruntled doctor Avian Hordely. "I've been working on this project for 52 years and have yet to find anything." Dr.X says that he is only sour because Dr.X beat him to the punch. "He can cry all he wants, but he does not have the intelligent brain that I have" explains the noble Dr.X. "It is hard for mere mortals to grasp the boundless vast of my intellect. Thus they resort to petty jealousy and name-calling."
  Proof positive: Before and After On the other hand, Hair Club for Men president Sy Sperling is already in negotiationns with Dr.X to exclusively market the formula. "Sy is a good friend and I'm sure we can come to an agreement" says Dr.X. "After all, he's not only a friend, but he's also a client."
-- contributed by Montezumi |
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