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Friday, January 29, 1999 A hideous creation escaped from the government-subsidized facility of Deviant Technologies, Inc. The creature is said to be very dangerous | |
 "Do not attempt to capture the creature!" --Hans Frinck |
Though the esteemed doctors who work for DTI have refused to disclose any details about the creature, they do caution anyone who may run into the creature. "It is very intelligent and very dangerous" cautions Dr. Hans Frinck. Dr.X believes that the creature was meant to be a super soldier that would kill its enemies remorselessly. However, the creators are now the enemy, and their plan seems to have backfired. "It is just as well" states the noble and esteemed Dr.X. "No one can play God, except me." The creature is described as being very hairy, with a long white beard, and very long talons. It roams about in the night, and feast on human flesh. Police have already been notified. "Many people will surely take the opportunity to hunt the creature as a trophy," warns Dr. Van Nostrom, "but the creature is more dangerous than most realize. It is craftier than most people, which, while not saying much, is horrifying." Dr.X is personally organizing a posse to hunt the wretched creature and to put it out of it's misery. If you feel you are qualified, please notify Dr.X immediately.
The mutant has been identified as Ron Muncey of Bloomsburg, PA. When reached for comment, Muncey whined "I'm not a mutant! I'm just an ordinary person, trying to live a normal life. Please if you have a heart, you will stop this harassment!" Dr.X said that he should have thought of that before he escaped from the lab.
-- contributed by Maurice |
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