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Thursday, February 11, 1999 A Montana priest gave a chilling warning this morning. "The End is near!" he shouted to his congregation. | |
 "Repent ye sinners!" |
Father George Reverendo of St. Armando's Presbyterian Church in Montana claimed that God himself appeared to him while he was sitting on the toilet. "God himself came unto me and said 'George, thou must tell the masses'" explained Father Reverendo. "He told me that I should collect $1,000,000 to spread the word to all the unfortunates. Sadly, I accepted the grave duty." Dr.X doubts the reverend. "Somehow there is something amiss" says Dr.X. "Though I can't put my finger on it, there is something about the reverend's statement that perturbs me greatly." Fr. Reverendo revealed a signed letter that he received from God, testifying to the fact that he is to be the prophet of the End Times. He proudly displays this document as "proof" that he personally conferred with God.
-- contributed by staff correspondent Montezumi |
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